Balrog got jealous of Gandalf’s boobies so I fixed things for him
post permalinkFrodo and Sam
I know it’s cheeky, but since tumblr showed me this without me asking, and OP has commissions open, here are some completely unsolicited and possibly quite rude suggestions for the next commission
1. Remove Sam’s AirPods.
2. Be more decisive with hands.
3. Rings are normally more like 💍 you guys got it confused with the leaf brooch 🍃
4. Take a bit more time explaining to the AI that bladed weapons don’t have foreskins. They don’t. They don’t need them. We don’t want them. It isn’t a thing. I know that to Midjourney it sounds like such a clever solution to the prompt - (Frodo has a little sword, do we show it sheathed or unsheathed? I know! Both at once!) But to be completely honest, the concept of peeling back a sheath in order to stab someone is so unpleasant that you lose everything you gain in temporary convenience. This is one of those times where the AI/human relationship just needed that bit more attention.
I know it’s rude to say this kind of thing and I am actually genuinely sorry. I would not normally. but I consider that I was provoked to say something by my certainty that I am not criticising human effort, and the fact that I find grifting to be stinky, and because I had to suffer unsolicited Sting Foreskin on my dash at 5 am
ok so this one almost fooled me and im ais biggest hater
it’s getting harder to tell, and OP even sticks to a similar-ish art style for each post which is usually a good indicator, so heres some of the things i keep in mind (which i’ve probably talked about before but like i said. i am ais biggest hater)
tip 1 artists make choices ai kinda guesses
heres another ai piece by OP. extra skeletal fingers aside, an artist with the ability to create something like this would not leave the items on the table as shapeless blobs. they would make decisions about each item! the design on the surfaces in the back would be purposeful and thematic. no artist is putting in all that effort not to create cute trinkets on the table
tip 2 art takes time
check the blog you’re reblogging from! this person is specifically posting like 3 fully rendered pieces every DAY. if a new account pops up and is showing off art at the speed of light, it’s worth a closer look. this is the best tip imo because no matter how good the ai gets, you can tell someone’s faking it if they have no idea how long art actually takes (and doesn’t post progress pics!)
tip 3 artists post wips and talk about art
artists doodle. artists talk about what software or medium they use. they connect with other artists. they post memes about art. they reblog others’ art. they do not appear out of the blue ready to sell you something.
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