Art History Misspellings

line drawing of fluffy face

bogdwelled:

elodieunderglass:

badwolfparade:

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Frodo and Sam

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I know it’s cheeky, but since tumblr showed me this without me asking, and OP has commissions open, here are some completely unsolicited and possibly quite rude suggestions for the next commission

1. Remove Sam’s AirPods.

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2. Be more decisive with hands.

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3. Rings are normally more like 💍 you guys got it confused with the leaf brooch 🍃

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4. Take a bit more time explaining to the AI that bladed weapons don’t have foreskins. They don’t. They don’t need them. We don’t want them. It isn’t a thing. I know that to Midjourney it sounds like such a clever solution to the prompt - (Frodo has a little sword, do we show it sheathed or unsheathed? I know! Both at once!) But to be completely honest, the concept of peeling back a sheath in order to stab someone is so unpleasant that you lose everything you gain in temporary convenience. This is one of those times where the AI/human relationship just needed that bit more attention.

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I know it’s rude to say this kind of thing and I am actually genuinely sorry. I would not normally. but I consider that I was provoked to say something by my certainty that I am not criticising human effort, and the fact that I find grifting to be stinky, and because I had to suffer unsolicited Sting Foreskin on my dash at 5 am

ok so this one almost fooled me and im ais biggest hater

it’s getting harder to tell, and OP even sticks to a similar-ish art style for each post which is usually a good indicator, so heres some of the things i keep in mind (which i’ve probably talked about before but like i said. i am ais biggest hater)

tip 1 artists make choices ai kinda guesses

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heres another ai piece by OP. extra skeletal fingers aside, an artist with the ability to create something like this would not leave the items on the table as shapeless blobs. they would make decisions about each item! the design on the surfaces in the back would be purposeful and thematic. no artist is putting in all that effort not to create cute trinkets on the table


tip 2 art takes time

check the blog you’re reblogging from! this person is specifically posting like 3 fully rendered pieces every DAY. if a new account pops up and is showing off art at the speed of light, it’s worth a closer look. this is the best tip imo because no matter how good the ai gets, you can tell someone’s faking it if they have no idea how long art actually takes (and doesn’t post progress pics!)


tip 3 artists post wips and talk about art

artists doodle. artists talk about what software or medium they use. they connect with other artists. they post memes about art. they reblog others’ art. they do not appear out of the blue ready to sell you something.

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thirtyknives:

headspace-hotel:

jenniferrpovey:

quasi-normalcy:

panecultus:

quasi-normalcy:

noctumsolis:

quasi-normalcy:

quoms:

memecucker:

Invention of bread is weird bc it’s like some Neolithic ppl were like “hey you know that tall grass thing that’s sorta edible but not really how about we take it and grind it into a very very fine powder which is extra backbreaking right now bc the wheel won’t be invented for awhile and then we mix it with water and heat it up and you know what let’s also toss some mold in there just to see what happens”

there are a number of distinct steps though, each of which can be observed in isolation. “grind tough seeds to make them edible” is practiced with other foods besides grains (like acorns). the natural next step after that is to add water, which gives you porridge: a common ancient roman meal was puls, very similar to modern cream of wheat. once you have that you also have a simple dough, and baking it to preserve it is a logical experiment (as is baking some you forgot about and left out for a few days, just so you don’t waste it… voila, leavened bread)

there could have been, and probably was (though i’m not an archaeologist) a substantial time between each of these innovations. it’s not too hard to imagine people being chill with “grind seeds for soup, select plants for bigger seeds” for a good while

Do you ever wonder how many amazing things are fated to go forever uninvented because each step necessary to invent them is a completely unintuitive thing to do?

Okay, that’s not how bread was invented. I wrote a potted history, I could try to dig that out if anyone is interested?

Please do

I’m putting this on my bread blog, because of course I am. Also tagging @appendingfic who I think expressed interest.

Tens of thousands of years ago people foraged and hunted for their food and ate whatever they could. Among their forage were wild cereals, which included the ancestors of modern cultivated wheat, barley and others.

People like sweet things. Grains are starchy, but if sprouted they start converting those starches to sugars, so people would’ve left grains in water to sprout. These sprouts are also easier to digest, thus more nutritious, which bestowed an invisible advantage on those sprouting their grains.

If grains are left in water too long, however, they begin to ferment. Alcohol is produced. People like alcohol.

In ancient Mesopotamia the fermented grains were experimented with, resulting in an early form of beer. The process of making that beer was quite complicated and involved a combination of sprouted and mashed grains.

People wanted beer all year round, but early beers did not have long shelf lives and the grain could only be harvested at certain times. So the ancient Mesopotamians invented a way of storing the ingredients for beer.

It was made of the grain mash, honey, dates and spices that were fermented to make beer. For storage, prior to fermentation, the mixture was baked dry, cut into smaller pieces and baked again to remove all water. This produced bapir, a product very much like biscotti, which could be stored for later rehydration and fermentation. Sometimes it was eaten instead.

I’ve made bapir, and I’ve eaten it. It is brittle but delicious. It’s also a form of unleavened bread.

Bread was invented as a way to store the ingredients for beer, which was most likely a development from a chance discovery. Leavened bread (that is, with bubbles) may well have been discovered when a mixture like that for bapir was accidentally allowed to ferment before baking. Yeast is responsible for both alcohol production and leavening.

There’s a lot more to it, in terms of the cultivation of grains and the development of milling, than I’ve written here. It’s been a process of millennia to go from chewing sprouts to eating soft white bread like that pictured. But every step along the way was small and simple.

I never would have guessed that beer pre-existed bread. I’ve always just assumed that beer was an accidental discovery by breadmakers.

Nope, beer came first. Mead is also very old.

Thanks, ancient humans!

Australian First Nations people developed their own bread making culture independent of the beer-base route. As far as I’m aware, pre colonial Australia had little to nothing by way of fermented drinks at all, so the likelihood of beer being part of the evolution of native breads is unlikely. Their breads, made from native grasses, are both leavened and unleavened. There’s also different bread making practices using different grains, dependent on location - Australia is big and Indigenous culture over here is no more a monolith than it is anywhere else. Kamilaroi bread is different to Yuin bread, for example.

The colonization of Australia actively suppressed Indigenous knowledge, and creating an image of the idle wandering tribes was required to justify taking Aboriginal lands. This means a lot of the archeology of how First Nations people developed their breads has not just been lost but deliberately suppressed. The idea that they were settled enough to have ovens, let alone a bread-making tradition, is only now really being examined. I wouldn’t be surprised if the grains-porridge-bread route was true for Aussie breads, though.

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schaudwen:

heckyeahponyscans:

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The cover of the 1986 “My Little Pony ‘n Friends” press kit, go hard or go home

Oh look its my favorite character!


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asneakyfox:

asneakyfox:

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy’s way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn’t expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.

they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.

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Gandalf and Balrog lego brickheads with boobs.ALT

Balrog got jealous of Gandalf’s boobies so I fixed things for him

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tylerposey:

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Find me.

alexaloraetheris:
“mando-lore:
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“sociallyunacceptableart4:
“This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
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Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.
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Give it a day
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alexaloraetheris:

mando-lore:

mando-lore:

mando-lore:

sociallyunacceptableart4:

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

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Give it a day

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jiggit:

biglawbear:

Where’s that post that’s like “I can’t buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen”

Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much

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Source

Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it’s healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen https://t.co/QjVPmMIIF7  — II HANDS II HEAVEN II FURIOUS (@JCov1) April 2, 2024ALT

here it is

If airlines wanted us to book flights on our phones they’d build mobile friendly websites. People do it on their laptops because it’s fucking broken on mobile

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Two G1 ponies pictured side by side: Starflower and Moonstone.ALT

behold the glorious rainbow unicorns

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cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

the-semicolonoscopy:

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

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They’re looking at each other, comparing cats:

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And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, let’s hear it for the bi pride catboys.

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baroquepopcorn:

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did u hear about what happened to the hunt for gollum fanfilm!?!?

dduane:

conservethis:

katsdom:

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Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries:

“It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones.

"There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion.

"If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the ‘medicine closet’ and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That’s why you should always have a nutrition choice!

"Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity.”

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Originally posted by a-common-haitian-name

…See also the culinary variant: “Do you use all those spices?!” (eyeroll)

(and yeah, on occasion we’ve had the original one too. Funny how those people tend not to be guests here more than once. I think we get filed under “weird nerds, might be dangerous”. [dry smile])

uncahier:

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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respectissexy:

It feels taboo as a childfree person to admit this but I actually do have concerns about who is going to take care of me when I’m old. The elder care system in our nation relies A LOT on the unpaid care labor of adult children. I just don’t think that’s a good reason to have kids.

“But you’ll have more money!” does not completely put this to rest for me. Neither does “Buy care insurance!” Even if I can afford direct personal care, who is going to advocate for me to get it? Who is going to navigate bureaucracy for me when I’m 80?

“If you do have kids, there’s no GUARANTEE that they’ll take care of you when your old!” That’s true, but doesn’t solve my problem.

I think childfree people get very defensive about this question because its used as a kind of “gotcha!” against us, but I actually do not feel we can afford to be in denial about this reality. Based on current trends of more people in their 30s stating they intend to be permanently childfree, we are going to see a huge wave of childfree adults hitting the eldercare system at once in a few decades. Childfree people in their 30s should be advocating around eldercare NOW.

We desperately need to cultivate a society in which everyone, even the most bitter, unlikeable, miserably lonely person in the world, has a social safety net that they can rely on from the day they’re born to the day they die, and that includes their elder care.

We are not going to achieve this meaningfully under capitalism. :’)

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